One of my favorite parts of marriage is getting to see things from a different point of view. If Parker has taught me one thing, it's that men and women really are different. Sometimes he says something, and I just stare and try to process the crazy that I just heard. And he does the same thing with me.
Every now and then, I jot down my favorite Parker one-liners, and I thought it would be fun to share a few of them today (with his permission of course)!
Parker: I don't want to tell you I'll do dishes ahead of time because then you won't clean as you go and there will be more for me to do.
Chelsea: ...
Parker: Playing games with you is a no-win situation. You talk crap when you win and pout when you lose.
Chelsea: I actually can't be offended by this. Guilty as charged.
Parker: You can't buy pants that are too big for you and say "oh I'm so skinny!". It's like cheating.
Chelsea: Rude.
Chelsea: (talking about cutting my hair) I'd like to give it some layers.
Parker: Wait, does that mean dye? What does layers mean?
Chelsea: ...
Husbands really do say the dardnest things. They sure keep life interesting though!
Haha pretty sure I have heard Kyle say some of the same things.
ReplyDeleteThat first one sounds suspiciously like something my husband would say!
ReplyDeleteThe dishes one was hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!! Such a cute post! Now I want to start writing down the funny things my husband says lol.
ReplyDeleteI am learning the same thing with Andy! Sometimes he'll say something and I look at him and think "We are living on two different planets". I did, however, learn to tell him when I need him to "fix" a problem or to just let me vent and show empathy.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they some really weird, but funny stuff! Hope you have a great weekend.
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Haha! The dishes one is soooooooo accurate! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteHahaha my husband would say the first one. We have some random conversations in our house.
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