I can pick up almost anything with my toes. I have a kid in my arms 99% of the time... desperate times calls for desperate measures, yall.
Nap time is your one chance to get things done. They say to sleep when the baby sleeps, but having both hands free to clean, prep meals, and do laundry means you do all of the above in overdrive before that precious baby wakes up again.
Showering is a small victory. When Parker asks what I did that day, if I showered, I include it in my list of accomplishments. Because it is.
You want your baby to go down for a nap so you can get things done, but then you miss them while they sleep and sit there waiting for them to wake up. It's a vicious cycle.
You wish more people posted on Instagram at 3 AM. You need entertainment for those middle of the night feedings.
You become the worst at responding to texts. Ever. Seriously, I will go several days before I respond to a text. The worst.
Changing diapers is second nature and doesn't even phase you. It's just another thing you do during the day... and in the middle of the night.
You check the weather 15 times a day because you are desperate for a little fresh air, but conditions have to be perfect for you to take that brand new baby out of the house.
Your new boss is pretty demanding, but you've never wanted to work so hard for someone. Best. Job. Ever.