What Goes Through Your Head When You're A New Mom...

I'm a mom (still so fun to write!), and if I've learned anything, it's that moms have to stick together. I can draw up a conversation with a total stranger and talk for hours about breastfeeding, baby clothes, and poop schedules. I've become a very hip, happening person as you can tell.

Seriously though, I've learned that there are some things every mom goes through. Particularly, there are several reactions every mom has to standard mom life happenings. Here are a few...

When people ask if your newborn is sleeping through the night...

When you see another mom in the grocery store with a screaming baby...

When you get all your chores done, have time to shower, and actually put on real clothes...

When the UPS man rings the doorbell while the baby is sleeping...

When people without kids complain about being tired...

When that precious baby wakes up at 4 AM, and you are both delighted to see them yet utterly exhausted...

When your husband comes home from work after you've been holding a baby for 10 straight hours...

When someone wants to talk about something other than your child...

When your baby finally poops after 3 days of being constipated...